Cream, along with sugar, is one of the most basic condiments in the coffee universe. And by cream, I mean milk and all its variants: half- and-half, whole, skim, nonfat, soy, rice.
But is pouring any kind of cream in your coffee a categorical mistake?
Coffee purists would never, ever add dairy to their coffee, and they would sooner drink General Foods International’s instant Hazelnut Belgian Café than add soy milk. After all, we’re now in the age of microlot coffee, when beans are harvested and handled with the same care that goes into making wine, and the flavors of an exceptional cup of coffee can be as layered and complex as a glass of pinot noir. Cream would just ruin it.
If it sounds snobby, consider this: would you dab a Peter Luger porterhouse with ketchup? A slab of well-aged beef needs nothing more than salt, pepper and a good char. There’s nothing arrogant about leaving the Heinz out of it.
I’ve always been a half-and-half partisan. (I grew up on the West Coast where cream is the standard; I still don’ t understood why New York is such a milk town.) But in the last few years I’ve tasted some outstanding coffees from roasters like Blue Bottle, Gimme, Intelligentsia , Stumptown and Terroir, and I’ve been converted to the cult of black coffee. With exceptions made for cappuccinos, dairy is no longer an option.
It’s been a hard habit to give up. I’m reminded of the dining scene in “Defending Your Life,” where superior beings eat little piles of gray sludge and tell Albert Brooks’s character that the food, in fact, is delicious, only he isn’t smart enough to appreciate it. Sometimes I drink a cup of black coffee and I savor the intricate flavors. But there are times I don’t feel smart enough, and I wish I had some cream.